Syllian Rayle – A band formed when grunge came on metal’s tits. A band that treats every gig like a stadium rock experience. A band with no two members living in the same fucking county. A band that has played a shit load of gigs. A band that is friends with lots of other awesome bands. A band that just doesn’t quite fit into any lineup they have ever been a part of. A band that has lots of free merch available at every gig. A band that will do anything for a break. A band that talks a lot of shit in between songs. A band that will never fuck you over. A band that has been through more than a couple of members at this stage. A band with a lot of awesome tunes. A band that has a name which is commonly misspelt, mispronounced or simply misunderstood. A band that has played a North American tour consisting of only one date. A band that rehearse in a room that smells like a jacks. A band that won’t make you sleep on the wet patch after they fuck your brains out. A band that will let you use their gear should you be sharing a stage with them. A band that will never give up. A band that have an easy to remember redirect to their website (www.RockWithCock.com). A band with a CD called ” In Spite”. A band with a lot of new songs in store for 2012. A band currently seeking a full time bass player. A band that have played to less that 10 people on many occasions. A band that will swallow your cum no matter how thick or lumpy it is. A band like no other.